Physics of mall rat

A new breed of rats have taken over the city or rather country these days....the human species has evolved into a degenerated evolution of mall rats..name courtesy some hollywood flick i saw as a teenager, when the word mall was akin to some meteorite rock from space. You guys must be thinking that i am from Fred flintsone's age, but say whatever mall was an alien word like Jackass show is to my dadiji these days.

Anyway i think our nuclear tests is to be blamed for our recently mutated gene's , the tendency to to gravitate towards the local mall needs to be examined by Physicist's because a new law needs to be defined. The relationship between a man and a mall is somthing akin to the newton's law of physics i.e the second most powerful law it goes like this, "The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. "

I've broken down the formula here to make it simpler for myself and you guys..

Object mass = Money in my wallet/Balance in my credit card or my boyfriends card ;)

Acceleration = Velocity of urgency (that urge can be to own those Ritu Kumar's spring collection or that rucksack from Giordano or woh fabindia ka awesome kurta)

ps: The velocity of urgency directly co-relates to stars in the eyes and a constantly drooling mouth added to it someone who's got money accompanying you.

Force = now this is outcome of both mass and acceleration (we all know the result is equal to the acquisition of the much sought after object)

So the physics part of the mall rat is gotten over with...but this is the first type called Alpha Mall Rat, there are several sub species which i will classify in my next post.

Woo a man

Hey first of all i'd like to thank all the boys who contributed to my nonsensical questionaire with great patience and cursing me under their breath for agreeing to be a part of it. A great deal of research of around 4 hours has gone into this, not to mention the endless assault on my dear ol' keyboard.

Lets get into my subject matter now after the credits to the gladiators which are already given above shall not be mentioned again!!

Well they were all given questions about what qualities of a women they are attracted to physically as well as psychologically. The answers ranged from her face spiralling down towards oh so obvious butt. Intresting inputs came when it came to the other aspects of her personality feminine grace or whatever it's called (Matahari type) that meant was from one guy. Another one was like he wanted a nurturer who could take care of his mood swings like a tree standing tall in katrina like situation. If he wants it to stand at all . One was looking out for intelligence without ego, he's forgotten that it's an extinct combination these days, having it would be like Dodo's walking on the earth again.

Asking them about these questions made me feel like a Scientist observing the lab rats mating rituals as if it were answer to the North korea's nuke experiment in the world peace context, or whatever it means.

Reactions ranged from why maim me for life to you crazy me crazier too!! But it was fun knowing in what made the guys look for in a girl afterall.