Physics of mall rat

A new breed of rats have taken over the city or rather country these days....the human species has evolved into a degenerated evolution of mall rats..name courtesy some hollywood flick i saw as a teenager, when the word mall was akin to some meteorite rock from space. You guys must be thinking that i am from Fred flintsone's age, but say whatever mall was an alien word like Jackass show is to my dadiji these days.

Anyway i think our nuclear tests is to be blamed for our recently mutated gene's , the tendency to to gravitate towards the local mall needs to be examined by Physicist's because a new law needs to be defined. The relationship between a man and a mall is somthing akin to the newton's law of physics i.e the second most powerful law it goes like this, "The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. "

I've broken down the formula here to make it simpler for myself and you guys..

Object mass = Money in my wallet/Balance in my credit card or my boyfriends card ;)

Acceleration = Velocity of urgency (that urge can be to own those Ritu Kumar's spring collection or that rucksack from Giordano or woh fabindia ka awesome kurta)

ps: The velocity of urgency directly co-relates to stars in the eyes and a constantly drooling mouth added to it someone who's got money accompanying you.

Force = now this is outcome of both mass and acceleration (we all know the result is equal to the acquisition of the much sought after object)

So the physics part of the mall rat is gotten over with...but this is the first type called Alpha Mall Rat, there are several sub species which i will classify in my next post.