Mall rats continued...

Sorry for posting so late guys...as if anybody cared..whatever....i still have to answer my conscience about not telling people about the further branching of the species of the sub human kind of mall rats.


After the alpha mall rats ...we get on the lower kind of alpha mall rats, the "wannabe alpha mall rat". They are really the most easy kind to spot, they are the one's who wear all the right clothes of a club wear on a day trip to the mall, more so to buy stuff like grocery items and knick knacks.


Families barging into a bookshop with babies born only few hours earlier...to buy god knows what!! Those tiny tot's running amok in a bookstore with parents lost in the movies section, while mortals like us sit and stare like a circus spectator, thinking is it really a bookstore we walked into or a fish market.


Come evening and the wannabe's and the would be mall rats melt into the dating mall rats. This kind though found throughout the day can actually be found in hordes throughout the evening well into the night with all the party wear to the local mall mind it!


Frequenting the coffee shops to catch some quality time and space which is hard to come by in a city like mumbai. So the local malls come to the rescue here, with their spacious interiors , anonymity (until your neighbour can be found canoodling with his wife on the bench opposite to the coffee shop) while you try to catch some precious moments with your date (alas! that uncle is looking at you now).


So now we have Family Rats, Dating Rats, Wannabe Alpha Rats, Alpha Rats....and the sub species will continue to multiply like rats..whatelse did you think i was gonna say...All i am missing now is the Pied piper to lure away all of them, so that the mall doesn't look like a crowded local train in peak hours.


But the pied piper is nowhere in site and the tribe of vermin, is spiralling out of control..(am kidding here) no offense to anybody, but i am a mall rat too.