Tuesday, November 28, 2006

SI(g)NS Of Maturity

You know, you are on the wrong side of human nature when you resist the urge to eat the bar of chocolate. Instead you read the calorie details on the cover of the chocolate, and put away the slab of sugary mound of cocoa. A slice of cheese in a sandwhich which you had in the evening puts you on a guilt trip to the local gym the next day,where you workout like you are running away from some hurricane katrina.

Minding language in front of kids is now a serious issue, god forbid if that little guy ever hears you saying C@$#ya, A@#$%le, F$#k!! When dropping by to your friends house without any gifts raises serious questions for your conscience, especially when you don't give them a notice beforehand (gone are the days when you barged into his/her house and headed straight for the fridge).

Hitting the bed at 2 AM is only restricted on weekends (it's like the day when there's not a single casualty in Iraq), the other days you are blissfully snoring away to glory (snoring is a norm when you are on the wrong side 'eh). Worst part of it is you cannot say no to your mom to accompany her to buy grocery!!

To the hell i''ll be damned if i do not say that people have now started calling me mature!! Curse befall me if i say something and i don't keep my promise.....

It's like some guy telling me "Smoking actually kills" and he's actually put off the weed for good. Man it's like eyeing the ice cream of your sister's kid, saying no when you are really killing yourself inside for it. More so when you check out your friend's boyfriend and ogle inside while keeping a straight face and cursing yourself under the breath, why god why me!!

This is what i called a cursed reaction to a rather pallid stupor on your face. You know it! this is called Sins of maturity as in signs of maturity.

Who do you blame now? (The damned human emotion, which never surfaces when it's wanted the most!) or the godamn hormones...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol...its too good...u always come up with some unusual but somethg common ......its good..its like u steal the thought of people...whilst they r they r thinkg for words to put their thoughts in...

. said...

damn cool one.. u r rocking.

Parag said...

ladies n gentlemen ...Ur attention please!...kalps is finally matured!..so if u find her transgressing t so called "signs of maturity", please report it 2 t nearest police station!...u wil b handsomely rewarded!.....
U think differently dude!..heck ur diff!

K. K said...

Blame MTV Anyways!

Food for thought from Kalps and Kris's business ( Gun Running) :

" We had a flair for languages. But soon We discovered that what talks best is dollars, dinars, drachmas, rubles, rupees and pounds f$%king sterling..."

Super Cool Kalp!

Nikhil paLekar said...

beautiful..:)
enjoyed reading it.. n relate to it too..