Friday, November 24, 2006

I Do!! (but i seriously Don't)


The inside story sometimes always remains inside...why do all these news channels always yell out THE INSIDE STORY!!...when they say it out loud ,then it becomes the outside story. But the story in reality always remains inside the idiot box!! Now why would i write a title as something like I DO and start writing about the inside story of a news story..

Well it's something like six degrees of seperation...a theory which suggests that there's a maximum of six degrees of seperation between two humans in any part of the planet. So that way i am related to Gisele bundchen by only one degree, here's how..

Kalpana(likes)---------> Leonardo Dicaprio(likes)-------> Gisele Bundchen.

So there's only a degree of seperation between me and that brazilian model. Oh! man think of all the things i can get when i'll tell her how am i related to her...now don't go wild alright..i just want Leo.

Now i am going to get myself related to Condozella Rice...let me see by how much degrees are we seperated..

Kalpana----> Times Of India----> Reporter------> Reuters------> Spokesperson for the white house------> Condozella Rice.

There...only four degrees of seperation...see i could be related to one of the most influential black woman in George's cabinet and be in the white house itself. And she's one of the most powerful people on the Forbes list, what more could i ask for (now i am literally drooling about my possibilities here).

That way i can attack any country just because the people resemble like afro-mongols-hairy backs. Yipeee!! i always wanted to order commands like point...aim...shoot at that bloody moron(coz he's got a siamese cat), just because it was so hot in the afternoon, and i got a sunstroke. And i don't like the guy standing in front of me in the ticket queue. Bloody!! shoot him as well..

So with all this degree possibility ,i am now armed with, i say that"LET THE INSIDE STORY REMAIN INSIDE!!" else...read the above paragraph to know about the consequences if you are not aware where it might lead you to...

Here's a cutie pie foto of Mr. Badrinath Tiwari, facing the consequences of saying I DO, to his wife Mrs. Rupa Tiwari. (ain't it cute)

4 comments:

Parag said...

here r some other relations:

parag['s a friend of] -----> kalpana[is] -----> Insane -------> Mr. BUSH

man i m enjoyin this theory!...

parag[tennis fan] -----> andre agassi -------> steffi graff...

my childhood crush!!! yuppey!

Kalps, patent this theory!....
u gonna b a billionare for this!!!

One of ur best posts!....
Relished it!

K. K said...

Kris Nair (smokes) --> Grass/Cigar --> Fidel Castro!!!

[ how cool is that? ]

Parag said...

thrrrrbttt......was so excited about stefi connection tht forgot wht she was
Here's a direct link :
Parag[tennis fan] -----> Steffi graf.
.....now this is sublime....no links in between! ;)

K. K said...

Parag Rocks!
btw u wach "Ladies Open" Tennis ONLY eh?